David Tennant’s problems with his father-in-law’s mooching.
This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt
nani is queen
see also: how to sister
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:
the avengers made snowmen
bruce got frustrated
Steve being an over achiever as usual
When people don’t tag their diddly-darn spoilers
Why are cheezits on someone’s head
Because someone didn’t tag their diddly-darn spoilers
Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code
"Because I could not stop for Death,
he kindly stopped for me.”
I personally believe that Kevin is one of those rare, special individuals (like Sam or Dean) that Death would collect himself.
You missed a real chance to call it Doctor Screw, there…
Did I hear someone say Doctor Screw?
EVEN DOCTOR SCREW IS WEARING A LEATHER JACKET NINE YOU ARE SO FUCKIN NAKED
my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a good comeback
he just came into my room to tell me i won
he can’t look me in the eyes